Grandpa

Foreword:

 While we may have fun with the character I portray, America is experiencing a Mental Health Epidemic. Dementia and Alzheimer's Decease are serious matters affecting millions of Americans, not just those afflicted but their loved ones. 

About Grandpa:

 A former retiree, Bartholomew "Bart" Simpson is an 80 year old retired New York City policeman who had stumbled into a fortune with a winning lottery ticket in hand shortly after his retirement. Luck was not on his side however as he began experiencing symptoms of dementia and Alzheimer's. 

 Noticing his fragile state his family conspired to take his money, eventually taking advantage of one of his psychotic bouts got him to sign all of his earnings away and force him out of his home.

 Despite seriously deteriorating mental health, Bart still manages to survive on his own. Before slipping too far into madeness Bart was able to get work in the trucking and tow trucking industry, keeping his ability to drive and fight, "Bust Kneecaps" as he calls it, sharp.

 The shock of his family stealing his money and repeated trauma from fights has affected him however and now Bart has adopted the personality of "Grandpa". Grandpa as the name might suggest believes he is in fact the grandfather of every New Yorker (with the exception of Joe Conway) despite age or race. Grandpa has a special affinity towards his "granddaughters" and has been said to try prevent their arrests.

Behind the Wrinkles:

My name is Jake, I'm fond of cake, and I like to bake (chicken, seriously it's probably the majority of what I eat).

I'm 21 and devote my time to furiously masturbating, breaking kneecaps, and pursuing a degree Criminal Justice.

My work schedule is a bit weird so I am usually online late into the night.