A legendary criminal from a distant city, I have been getting in trouble since I was 4 years old. I used to put my finger up to the heads of the kids (pretending it was a gun) on the playground in kindergarten. Id take things like kids lunches, and toys, and was rarely caught because of the fear I would put in my victims eyes. Since then, I have only gotten more and more viscous with my crimes. Now my crimes including, stealing cars, boats, cop cars, your stuff, your drugs, the cops drugs (I know you police be smoking a bunch of weed). I look forward to meeting you all. Take care.